Beauty Identified » lifestyle http://beautyidentified.com Just another Beautyidentified.com weblog Wed, 24 Feb 2010 18:50:02 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.9.1 en hourly 1 10 things men don’t want to hear in bed http://beautyidentified.com/blog/10-things-men-dont-want-to-hear-in-bed/ http://beautyidentified.com/blog/10-things-men-dont-want-to-hear-in-bed/#comments Wed, 14 Oct 2009 13:24:49 +0000 admin http://beautyidentified.com/?p=69 InBedSaying-miscWhat she says: “Is it in yet?” What he’s saying to himself: This phrase can be taken one of two ways: either you have an incredibly small instrument or she’s accustomed to a much bigger piece of equipment. If it’s your blue-veined piccolo that’s the problem, well, that’s showbiz, kid. You work with what you’ve got. If it’s the concert hall, you might want to consider moving to venues that handle smaller bands and don’t sell as many tickets.

What she says: “I want to watch you sleep.” What he’s saying to himself: Hear that noise? She doesn’t own a cuckoo clock. Those are the birds circling her head and warning you this chick is flightier than an airport on a holiday. Watching someone sleep is a step away from making dolls from their hair. Don’t fall asleep. You may wake up bald or, worse, in a relationship with this head case.

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