What she says: “Is it in yet?” What he’s saying to himself: This phrase can be taken one of two ways: either you have an incredibly small instrument or she’s accustomedto a much bigger piece of equipment. If it’s your blue-veined piccolo that’s the problem, well, that’s showbiz, kid. You work with what you’ve got. If it’s the concert hall, you might want to consider moving to venues that handle smaller bands and don’t sell as many tickets.
What she says: “I want to watch you sleep.” What he’s saying to himself: Hear that noise? She doesn’t own a cuckoo clock. Those are the birds circling her head and warning you this chick is flightier than an airport on a holiday.
